Last night at the mall, while waiting to be seated at Ruby Tuesday's (yes, out of all places I could eat while I am home, I chose Ruby Tuesdays. You've obviously never tried their unlimited salad bar), I was able to count 41 identical looking girls in 15 minutes with their too tight jeans tucked into the unfortunately trendy ugg boot. I was hoping that I would come back to the states and not have to deal with this epidemic anymore, but its spreading like herpes. You should all be bitch slapped.