Alert! Must read! Your life may depend on it!

So last week it rained, A LOT. For a few minutes in the late afternoon, the sun came out and it started to rain again. Inevitably, there was a rainbow. There were two in fact. Huge and brilliant. I went outside in my yard to take pictures of the spectacular sight, when out of nowhere, the neightbors came running over to my house yelling something about the rainbow. ¨What did you say?¨I asked. ¨I didn´t understand. But it sounded like you said the rainbow was going to eat me.¨ They explained to me that, yes, that is what they said. Have I never seen a rainbow before? and was I not aware that rainbows eat people? I laughed and laughed some more. You are all crazy, I told the kids. Until mom from next door came outside as well and verified for them. Rainbows eat people, especially if you are in the water. They like to suck the people up from the water and swallow them like aspirins. I´m not sure if this is only in Paraguay, or if it is all over the world, but please pass this information on to you friends and family. Make it into a chain letter if necessary. They may look cute and innocent, but rainbows are actually deadly forces that will eat you. So please, next time you see one, do not go outside, and whatever you do , do not go in the water! Hide! and thank me and my paraguayan friends for saving your life.